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CHEKA UNENEPE,VUNJA MBAVU
Little Johnny : “I’m gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4parts!”
KR : “Alright..”
Little Johnny : “Okay, I’m gonna start with part 1.
There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road. The husband says “let’s take the left one.” The wife says “I think we should take the right road.”Then the husband slaps the wife across the face ” who’s driving, me or you?!” and they take the left path.”
KR : “Hahaha”
Little Johnny : “Now i’m gonna tell you part 2. Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back and the wife says “good now I can cook fish soup for us to eat!”
The husband says “but I wanna eat fried fish” The wife slaps the husband across the face and says “who’s cooking me or you?!” and they end up drinking fish soup.
KR : “Oh ----!”
Little Johnny: “Now i’m gonna tell you part 4-”
KR : “What about part 3?!”
Little Johnny: [Slaps the friend across the face] who's telling the story meor you?
Kabla ya ndoa mambo huwa hivi;-
MME;-Nilitamani sana muda huo ufike.
MKE;-Vip wataka niondoke?
MME;-Hapana hata kidogo.
MKE;-Unanipenda?
MME;-Ndiyo maana yake.
MKE;-Utaniletea demu mwingine ndani?
MME;-Siwezi huo upuuzi.
MKE;-Utanibusu milele?
MME;-Kila mara.
MKE;-Je utanipiga?
MME;-Aaah haiwezi tokea.
MKE;-Naweza kukuamini?
MME;-Ndiyo.
MKE;-Aaaaaah mpenzi?
Ukitaka kujua baada ya ndoa ilikuwaje anza
kusoma hayo maongezi kuanzia hapo chini
ukipandisha juuu;;;;;
amaa alitaka kuonesha anajua kidhungu "yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(Jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six (uliponiona ulianza kusitasita) u ran away n decide 2 plant a car (ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u port_cry me through da window(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4r I cut u a millet(sasa lala chini na nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) umempata!
Dereva mmoja baada ya kuua watu 25 kwa ajali ya gari,alikamatwa na Traffic na mahojiano yakawa kama ifuatavyo: Traffic: Wewe ni dereva gan?umepitia kwel driving school, Dereva:Ndio mkuu!Nimepitia,labda nikuulize swali kidogo.Traffic:haya heb niulize huo ujinga wko!Dereva:Wewe ukiwa kama dereva,upo kwenye speed kali,ghafla ukamuona mtu mmoja upande wa kushoto na watu 24 upande wa kulia,je wewe ungefuata nan?Traffic:Swal gan sasa hilo?nitafuata yule mmoja.Dereva:Unaona eeh?hata nami nilifanya hivyo ila alidhan mi ni mjinga sijamuona, yeye akajifanya kukimbilia kwa wale 24 wa upande wa pili,na mimi nikamfuata huko huko!!hahahahaaaa